var quoteArray = new Array(
"i got the window but not the shutter",
"come down off the cross, we can use the wood",
"a wound that will never heal",
"i'm an innocent victim of a blinded alley",
"i'm tired of all these soldiers here",
"and by morning i'm sure to be gone",
"i wish i was in new orleans",
"the sun come up, it was blue and gold",
"i know karate, voodoo too",
"this is a public warning",
"my shoes are going to stay",
"you tore bits out of me",
"i am a vampire",
"i am the pick in the ice",
"i kick it with the hobo sound",
"i swear i could see the buffalo",
"you have fallen down the stairs again",
"so here i come to save the day",
"these bonds are shackle free",
"nothing bad'll happen now",
"you want to rectify",
"this mad look in my eye",
"coz this one is a lie",
"i think i'm gonna die",
"trying to kick a hole in the sky",
"just a minute of your time",
"in no time you will feel almost fine",
"don't you throw that shade on me",
"it's my new look this season",
"we've all been pushed too far today",
"i'm glad you're on my side",
"i can't put this day back",
"mother superior jump the gun.",
"i know nobody can do me no harm",
"it's raining hammers, it's raining nails",
"a thousand pigeons fall around her feet",
"she survived but she's feeling old",
"do you know where you could be going?",
"i'm floating in the darkness",
"you know that i will follow you",
"time to be a ghost",
"will we pay for who we been",
"this is not really happening",
"you bet your life it is",
"nothing's gonna change my world",
"man i had i dreadful flight",
"i read the news today, oh boy",
"a crowd of people stood and stared",
"look out, cause here she comes",
"take a sad song and make it better",
"don't carry the world upon your shoulders",
"sheep dog standing in the rain",
"elementary penguin singing hare khrishna",
"whisper words of wisdom",
"nobody cares if she's long and tall",
"picture yourself in boat on a river",
"you're such a lovely audience",
"i don't really want to stop the show",
"11 years later, still don't know any better",
"in restless walks she'll prowl the night",
"you know the day destroys the night",
"her arms are wicked and her legs are long",
"what was that promise that you made?",
"give up your vows",
"faces look ugly when you're alone",
"a million ways to spend your time",
"the time to hesitate is through",
"i'll never look into your eyes again",
"all the children are insane",
"meet the new boss, same as the old boss",
"i'll tip my hat to the new constitution",
"the beards have all grown longer overnight",
"it's only teenage wasteland",
"i learned how to raise my voice in anger",
"time is on my side, yes it is",
"i see a red door and i want it painted black",
"who could hang a name on you?",
"stole many a man's soul and faith",
"hope you guess my name",
"probably more like hanging around",
"it's not going to stop",
"now you can hardly stand it though",
"and you have finally found it",
"prepare a list of what you need",
"one is the loneliest number",
"how am i different?",
"so better take the keys and drive forever",
"for fear she may be wrong",
"if you roll down the window you'll see",
"you're where you don't belong",
"comes screeching to a halt",
"no one's got that much ego to spend",
"shake his hand and he'll twist your arm",
"i was happier then with no mind-set",
"the grey remains of a friendship scarred",
"i was strumming on a stone again",
"that sent us back to the drawing board",
"this is nothing like we'd ever dremt",
"i'm trying hard not to pretend",
"rid my head of this pretense",
"you never get wise, you only get older",
"i really love your hairdo, yeah",
"just a casual, casual easy thing",
"i really don't know what i mean",
"i'm going to see you in a foreign land",
"i swear that you are godless",
"we've gotta live on science alone",
"analysis and freaky sensitivity",
"it's not crazy, just chemistry",
"did you really want to scar our past?",
"took the lift to the third floor",
"accidentally screw up your life again",
"all around me situations that i can't escape",
"he keeps it under the bed",
"i'm ten foot tall, the world's so small",
"well i've been outside and it's not my scene",
"i'd rather live somewhere more like you",
"i can speak to you of memories and dust",
"there won't be time for all of us",
"don't you know not to stare into the sun?",
"we ask these questions, then we cover our ears",
"they can keep you around like a head on a stake",
"if you want to quit, you should quit like a winner",
"i gamble on my own biology"  );

function getRandomQuote()
{
   return quoteArray[Math.floor(quoteArray.length * Math.random())] + " // ";
}